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Old Dec 14, 2005, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #301
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42 damit it what does it mean which someone replied
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #302
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"shazbot!" then all of a sudden
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #303
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16 beautiful topless women gave chase because
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #304
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they had been locked up in a jail cell full of male star posters for five years and were
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #305
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now in need of a new member for their team, fittingly named
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #306
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The Mysterious Lamppost! "Lampy" however, had a very mysterious secret
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 01:23 PM // 13:23   #307
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it was actually a mailbox he was
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 04:10 PM // 16:10   #308
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but didn't dare tell his comrades otherwise
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #309
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theyd kil him again so he
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #310
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kept quiet until one day in mid august when suddenly
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 03:00 AM // 03:00   #311
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he exploded into a billion bits......He was immediately rushed to the hospital when
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #312
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he exploded into a billion bits from each bit of the last billion bits! then
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #313
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the doctors jerked...they were afraid of another explosion..they then decided that it was best not to do anything. 3 months later,
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #314
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he exploded again and then the doctors
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #315
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slapped his butt to terminate the exploding mechanism when
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 06:40 PM // 18:40   #316
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Tony Blair came in and said smacking was illegal, in this case because the victim had the same mental level as children, so
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #317
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nothing happened. but,
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 10:23 PM // 22:23   #318
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then tony blair blew up into 1 billion different little pieces.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:08 AM // 05:08   #319
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Then a giant purple fish with feathered wings...
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:12 AM // 05:12   #320
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dropped from the sky on Saddam's trial and killed him and his lawyers/supporters.
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